Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

En helt vanlig jävla kaka


Ett ägghelvete
1 dl sur mjölk
så lite smör som möjligt
socker
ingen jävla mandel i alla fall
2 dl bakpulver
1 pkt fula russin
1,5 dl allerginötter

Fyllning
1 dl vaniljsocker
1 melon eller något annat
mycket sprit

Häll nästan allt i en burkjävel och kör med en elvisp i en timme. Grädda direkt i skålen, skit i att smöra och bröa, kakhelvetet fastnar ändå. Dunka utav bara fan för att få ut skiten på matbordet.

Garnera med krossad melon och sprit. Om kakfan inte lossnar släng ut burkhelvetet genom fönstret och drick upp spriten.

(mp3) Nick Cave - Let it be
(mp3) Nick Cave - Here comes the sun

Available on V/A - I Am Sam Sountrack (2001)

Monday, May 10, 2010

What's in a name again?


Time for volume two of the "Girls' Names Songs" series. Songs with a Girl's name in the title is a well that never goes dry, so expect at least two more volumes.

Grab volume one right here.


(zip) Metal Bastard's Girls Names Songs Vol. 2 (56 mb)

1. Lisa Miskovsky - Mary (2001)
2. Glasvegas - Geraldine (2008)
3. Carl Mann - Mona Lisa (1959)
4. Leerone - Rosie Lee (2008)
5. The Lemonheads - Hannah & Gabi (1992)
6. The Plan - Emma (2004)
7. Chuck Berry - Maybellene (1955)
8. The Sonics - Jenny, Jenny (1966)
9. Them - Gloria (1964)
10. David Blomgberg - Sharon (1972)
11. Songs Of Soil - Kelly (2000)
12. Bob Dylan & The Band - Hazel (1974)
13. Weeping Willows - Catherine (1999)
14. Ricky Nelson, Dean Martin & Walter Brennan - Cindy (1959)
15. Fairport Convention - Suzanne (1968)

Pay for your music.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Yeah we're like playing the same song and stuff, y'know? (Part 5)


So here we are again with another installment in the unnecessarily cumbersomely titled series "Yeah we're like playing the same song and stuff, y'know?".

This time: Bob Dylan's It Ain't Me Babe


(mp3) Bob Dylan - It ain't me babe
Available on Another Side Of Bob Dylan (1964)

(mp3) Sebastian Cabot - It ain't me babe
Available on V/A - Golden Throats: The Great Celebrity Sing Off (1988)

(mp3) Reese Witherspoon & Joaquin Pheonix - It ain't me babe
Available on Walk The Line Soundtrack (2005)

(mp3) Fleet Foxes - It ain't me babe
From the Hub Sessions (2009)




Thursday, May 6, 2010

Who will watch my crappy YouTube videos?

This is a little experiment to see how many people I can get to watch the videos I've uploaded on YouTube.

I only have two and both are short and completely pointless. One has 131 views, the other a whopping 37. Watch them, why doncha? It's an excellent way to kill a minute and a half.

At the bottom of this post I've included five songs by popular artists to ensure a few more hits and therefore a bigger chance of getting views for my YouTube videos. Which are crappy. And also pointless. Did I mention they were crap?

Watch them and feel your soul slowly wither.






(mp3) Johnny Cash - Rowboat (Beck cover)
Available on Unchained (1996)

(mp3) Justin Timberlake - My love
Available on FutureSex/LoveSounds (2006)

(mp3) Lady Gaga - Speechless
Available on The Fame Monster (2009)

(mp3) Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee
Available on Murder Ballads (1996)

(mp3) The Band & Van Morrison - 4% pantomime
Available on Cahoots (1971)